Ed Sheeran (6) - Week of April 8, 2017

Welcome back for a new post! I understand that there might be some confusion as to how my blog works just ask me in the comments section and then I'll tell you all about it. But for now, let's get to our exits:

• Maroon 5 - Don't Wanna Know (#15) [Ironic, but yes!!!!!!!!!!!]
• Bebe Rexha - I Got You (#35) [Good riddance!]
• Migos/Lil Uzi Vert - Bad & Boujee (#39) [Ha!]
• DJ Khaled/Beyonce - Shining (#40) [What a clean out!]

Last Week's #1 Song: Ed Sheeran - Shape of You
The Chart
40. Fitz/The Tantrums - HandClap (re-entry) [What????]
39. Machine Gun Kelly/Hailee Steinfeld - At My Best (debut)
38. Axwell/Ingrosso/Kid Ink - I Love You (debut)
37. Major Lazer/PARTYNEXTDOOR/Nicki Minaj - Run Up (#37)
36. Stargate/P!nk/Sia - Waterfall (debut)
35. AJR - Weak (#38)
34. Drake - Fake Love (#30)
33. Train - Play That Song (#33)
32. Kyle/Lil Yatchy - iSpy (#36)
31. Jason Derulo/Nicki Minaj/Ty Dolla $ign - Swalla (#34)
30. Martin Garrix/Dua Lipa - Scared to be Lonely (#32)
29. Flo Rida/99 Percent - Cake (#31)
28. Sabrina Carpenter - Thumbs (#28)
27. Noah Cyrus/Labrinth - Make Me (Cry) (#24) [What?]
26. Adele - Water Under the Bridge (#27)
25. Calvin Harris/Frank Ocean/Migos - Slide (#29)
24. Starley - Call On Me (#26)
23. Big Sean - Bounce Back (#25) [No!]
22. Lorde - Green Light (#23)
21. Ariana Grande/Future - Everyday (#20) [Ha!]
20. Linkin Park/Kiiara - Heavy (#22)
19. James Arthur - Say You Won't Let Go (#21)
18. Juila Michaels - Issues (#16) [One step at a time....]
17. Lady Gaga - Million Reasons (#17)
16. Zedd/Alessia Cara - Stay (#19)
15. Alessia Cara - Scars to Your Beautiful (#12)
14. The Chainsmokers/Coldplay - Something Just Like This (#18) [Yes!!!!]
13. Maroon 5/Future - Cold (#14)
12. Machine Gun Kelly/Camilla Cabello - Bad Things (#11)
11. Kygo/Selena Gomez - It Ain't Me (#13)
10. Marian Hill - Down (#10)
9. Katy Perry/Skip Marley - Chained to the Rhythm (#9)
8. Clean Bandit/Sean Paul/Anne Marie - Rockabye (#8)
7. Shawn Mendes - Mercy (#7)
6. The Chainsmokers - Paris (#5) [Plz no....]
5. Rihanna - Love on the Brain (#3)
4. Bruno Mars - That's What I Like (#6) [I'm done....]
3. The Weeknd/Daft Punk - I Feel It Coming (#4)
2. Zayn Malik/Taylor Swift - I Don't Wanna Live Forever (#2)
1. Ed Sheeran - Shape of You (#1) (sixth week at #1)

#1 Song This Week One Year Ago: Flo Rida - My House

Hot Shot Debut: Stargate/P!nk/Sia - Waterfall

Greatest Gainer: Bruno Mars - That's What I Like

New Entrants
-Ugh...A #40 re-entry from Fitz/The Tantrums - HandClap. The last thing I need to do is to call this song handcrap just because.

-At My Best is fun and catchy. Let's hope that song like this get rid of some of the red on this page, which is literally a lot.

-Honestly, I Love You has nothing special about it. It's just plain, old, and boring in some sort of fashion. Please don't become a hit.

-Last but not least we have Waterfall. A fun song, to be honest, and the song is amazing. Let's become a hit!

I Can Make Your Blurbs Crap
-As for as our exits go, good riddance to the song which just repeatedly says "no", the song that sounds like it was made from a three-year old, a song that is a most shitty trashy rap song, and another song that was a one-week wonder and got bad really quickly. None of these songs will be missed.

-Run Up is not doing anything on this chart. Please leave soon.

-Hooray for #30! Let's get some trash out of here!

-So is Make Me (Cry) going to become a flop? Why are all of the good songs dropping and the bad ones jumping? I don't know....

-The Big Sean album is trash. Bounce Back is the worst. Please replace this song with something else!

-Well ha to Everyday dropping one spot! The top 20 does not call for this song at all.

-Take it one step at a time, Issues. Don't listen to bitchy . or Hollow Man, and just get this song out of here!

-Let's get Something Just Like This at #1! This song is truly amazing and is probably the best Chainsmokers song out there.

-I partially grew into Marian Hill - Down. The lyrics might get repetitive, but it's catchy.

-If Something Just Like This isn't going to hit #1 anytime soon, can Paris be #1 please? This is the only song in the top 10 that is great.

-I really don't want I Feel It Coming at #1 on the other hand, though. Sure, I might still like it, but The Weeknd songs actually get old really quickly.

-And is our #2 and #1 going to stick in the top 2 spots forever? I hope not.

Top 20 Review

-1 - Worst Song
20. Juila Michaels - Issues

0 - Garbage
19. Bruno Mars - That's What I Like
18. Rihanna - Love on the Brain
17. Ed Sheeran - Shape of You
16. Maroon 5/Future - Cold
15. Alessia Cara - Scars to Your Beautiful
14. Lady Gaga - Million Reasons
13. Zayn Malik/Taylor Swift - I Don't Wanna Live Forever
12. Kygo/Selena Gomez - It Ain't Me

11. Machine Gun Kelly/Camilla Cabello - Bad Things

10. Shawn Mendes - Mercy

1 - Bad

None!

2 - Mediocre

9. Linkin Park/Kiiara - Heavy

8. James Arthur - Say You Won't Let Go

7. Clean Bandit/Sean Paul/Anne Marie - Rockabye

6. Katy Perry/Skip Marley - Chained to the Rhythm

3 - Decent

5. Zedd/Alessia Cara - Stay

4 - Good

4. The Weeknd/Daft Punk - I Feel It Coming

3. Marian Hill - Down

5 - Great

2. The Chainsmokers - Paris

6 - Best Song

1. The Chainsmokers/Coldplay - Something Just Like This

Total Score: 29/100 (Extremely Awful, get this higher!)

My Top 5 Picks

1. The Chainsmokers/Coldplay - Something Just Like This
2. The Chainsmokers - Paris

3. Noah Cyrus/Labrinth - Make Me (Cry)
4. Train - Play That Song
5. Martin Garrix/Dua Lipa - Scared to be Lonely

My Bottom 5 Picks
1. Julia Michaels - Issues
2. Ariana Grande/Future - Everyday
3. Bruno Mars - That's What I Like
4. Drake - Fake Love

5. Kyle/Lil Yatchy - iSpy

#1 Recommendation for this chart: Ocean Park Standoff - Good News

Song Recommended to Leave Next Week: Kyle/Lil Yatchy - iSpy

-Thanks for reading!