3/29/17

Ed Sheeran (6) - Week of April 8, 2017

Welcome back for a new post! I understand that there might be some confusion as to how my blog works just ask me in the comments section and then I'll tell you all about it. But for now, let's get to our exits:

  • Maroon 5 - Don't Wanna Know (#15) [Ironic, but yes!!!!!!!!!!!]
  • Bebe Rexha - I Got You (#35) [Good riddance!]
  • Migos/Lil Uzi Vert - Bad & Boujee (#39) [Ha!]
  • DJ Khaled/Beyonce - Shining (#40) [What a clean out!]

Last Week's #1 Song: Ed Sheeran - Shape of You
The Chart
40. Fitz/The Tantrums - HandClap (re-entry) [What????]
39. Machine Gun Kelly/Hailee Steinfeld - At My Best (debut)
38. Axwell/Ingrosso/Kid Ink - I Love You (debut)
37. Major Lazer/PARTYNEXTDOOR/Nicki Minaj - Run Up (#37)
36. Stargate/P!nk/Sia - Waterfall (debut)
35. AJR - Weak (#38)
34. Drake - Fake Love (#30)
33. Train - Play That Song (#33)
32. Kyle/Lil Yatchy - iSpy (#36)
31. Jason Derulo/Nicki Minaj/Ty Dolla $ign - Swalla (#34)
30. Martin Garrix/Dua Lipa - Scared to be Lonely (#32)
29. Flo Rida/99 Percent - Cake (#31)
28. Sabrina Carpenter - Thumbs (#28)
27. Noah Cyrus/Labrinth - Make Me (Cry) (#24) [What?]
26. Adele - Water Under the Bridge (#27)
25. Calvin Harris/Frank Ocean/Migos - Slide (#29)
24. Starley - Call On Me (#26)
23. Big Sean - Bounce Back (#25) [No!]
22. Lorde - Green Light (#23)
21. Ariana Grande/Future - Everyday (#20) [Ha!]
20. Linkin Park/Kiiara - Heavy (#22)
19. James Arthur - Say You Won't Let Go (#21)
18. Juila Michaels - Issues (#16) [One step at a time....]
17. Lady Gaga - Million Reasons (#17)
16. Zedd/Alessia Cara - Stay (#19)
15. Alessia Cara - Scars to Your Beautiful (#12)
14. The Chainsmokers/Coldplay - Something Just Like This (#18) [Yes!!!!]
13. Maroon 5/Future - Cold (#14)
12. Machine Gun Kelly/Camilla Cabello - Bad Things (#11)
11. Kygo/Selena Gomez - It Ain't Me (#13)
10. Marian Hill - Down (#10)
9. Katy Perry/Skip Marley - Chained to the Rhythm (#9)
8. Clean Bandit/Sean Paul/Anne Marie - Rockabye (#8)
7. Shawn Mendes - Mercy (#7)
6. The Chainsmokers - Paris (#5) [Plz no....]
5. Rihanna - Love on the Brain (#3)
4. Bruno Mars - That's What I Like (#6) [I'm done....]
3. The Weeknd/Daft Punk - I Feel It Coming (#4)
2. Zayn Malik/Taylor Swift - I Don't Wanna Live Forever (#2)
1. Ed Sheeran - Shape of You (#1) (sixth week at #1)

#1 Song This Week One Year Ago: Flo Rida - My House

Hot Shot Debut: Stargate/P!nk/Sia - Waterfall

Greatest Gainer: Bruno Mars - That's What I Like

New Entrants
-Ugh...A #40 re-entry from Fitz/The Tantrums - HandClap. The last thing I need to do is to call this song handcrap just because.

-At My Best is fun and catchy. Let's hope that song like this get rid of some of the red on this page, which is literally a lot.

-Honestly, I Love You has nothing special about it. It's just plain, old, and boring in some sort of fashion. Please don't become a hit.

-Last but not least we have Waterfall. A fun song, to be honest, and the song is amazing. Let's become a hit!

I Can Make Your Blurbs Crap
-As for as our exits go, good riddance to the song which just repeatedly says "no", the song that sounds like it was made from a three-year old, a song that is a most shitty trashy rap song, and another song that was a one-week wonder and got bad really quickly. None of these songs will be missed.

-Run Up is not doing anything on this chart. Please leave soon.

-Hooray for #30! Let's get some trash out of here!

-So is Make Me (Cry) going to become a flop? Why are all of the good songs dropping and the bad ones jumping? I don't know....

-The Big Sean album is trash. Bounce Back is the worst. Please replace this song with something else!

-Well ha to Everyday dropping one spot! The top 20 does not call for this song at all.

-Take it one step at a time, Issues. Don't listen to bitchy . or Hollow Man, and just get this song out of here!

-Let's get Something Just Like This at #1! This song is truly amazing and is probably the best Chainsmokers song out there.

-I partially grew into Marian Hill - Down. The lyrics might get repetitive, but it's catchy.

-If Something Just Like This isn't going to hit #1 anytime soon, can Paris be #1 please? This is the only song in the top 10 that is great.

-I really don't want I Feel It Coming at #1 on the other hand, though. Sure, I might still like it, but The Weeknd songs actually get old really quickly.

-And is our #2 and #1 going to stick in the top 2 spots forever? I hope not.

Top 20 Review

-1 - Worst Song
20. Juila Michaels - Issues

0 - Garbage
19. Bruno Mars - That's What I Like
18. Rihanna - Love on the Brain
17. Ed Sheeran - Shape of You
16. Maroon 5/Future - Cold
15. Alessia Cara - Scars to Your Beautiful
14. Lady Gaga - Million Reasons
13. Zayn Malik/Taylor Swift - I Don't Wanna Live Forever
12. Kygo/Selena Gomez - It Ain't Me

11. Machine Gun Kelly/Camilla Cabello - Bad Things
10. Shawn Mendes - Mercy

1 - Bad
None!

2 - Mediocre
9. Linkin Park/Kiiara - Heavy
8. James Arthur - Say You Won't Let Go
7. Clean Bandit/Sean Paul/Anne Marie - Rockabye
6. Katy Perry/Skip Marley - Chained to the Rhythm

3 - Decent
5. Zedd/Alessia Cara - Stay

4 - Good
4. The Weeknd/Daft Punk - I Feel It Coming
3. Marian Hill - Down

5 - Great
2. The Chainsmokers - Paris

6 - Best Song
1. The Chainsmokers/Coldplay - Something Just Like This

Total Score: 29/100 (Extremely Awful, get this higher!)

My Top 5 Picks
1. The Chainsmokers/Coldplay - Something Just Like This
2. The Chainsmokers - Paris

3. Noah Cyrus/Labrinth - Make Me (Cry)
4. Train - Play That Song
5. Martin Garrix/Dua Lipa - Scared to be Lonely

My Bottom 5 Picks
1. Julia Michaels - Issues
2. Ariana Grande/Future - Everyday
3. Bruno Mars - That's What I Like
4. Drake - Fake Love

5. Kyle/Lil Yatchy - iSpy

#1 Recommendation for this chart: Ocean Park Standoff - Good News

Song Recommended to Leave Next Week: Kyle/Lil Yatchy - iSpy


-Thanks for reading!

3/22/17

Ed Sheeran (5) - Week of April 1, 2017

This is my very first post on this blog! I can't think of a good color code so I'll just end up copying Graham's color code. Let's get started with the exits:

  • PARTYNEXTDOOR - Not Nice (#34)
  • Steve Aoki & Louis Tomlinson - Just Hold On (#35)
  • Zara Larsson/Ty Dolla $ign - So Good (#39)
  • Fitz/The Tantrums - HandClap (#40)

Last Week's #1 Song: Ed Sheeran - Shape of You
The Chart
40. DJ Khaled/Beyonce - Shining (debut)
39. Migos/Lil Uzi Vert - Bad & Boujee (#32)
38. AJR - Weak (debut)
37. Major Lazer/PARTYNEXTDOOR/Nicki Minaj - Run Up (#38)
36. Kyle/Lil Yatchy - iSpy (debut)
35. Bebe Rexha - I Got You (#28)
34. Jason Derulo/Nicki Minaj/Ty Dolla $ign - Swalla (debut)
33. Train - Play That Song (#37)
32. Martin Garrix/Dua Lipa - Scared to be Lonely (#33)
31. Flo Rida/99 Percent - Cake (#36)
30. Drake - Fake Love (#27)
29. Calvin Harris/Frank Ocean/Migos - Slide (#31)
28. Sabrina Carpenter - Thumbs (#30)
27. Adele - Water Under the Bridge (#29)
26. Starley - Call On Me (#25)
25. Big Sean - Bounce Back (#24)
24. Noah Cyrus/Labrinth - Make Me (Cry) (#23)
23. Lorde - Green Light (#26)
22. Linkin Park/Kiiara - Heavy (#21)
21. James Arthur - Say You Won't Let Go (#22)
20. Ariana Grande/Future - Everyday (#18)
19. Zedd/Alessia Cara - Stay (#20)
18. The Chainsmokers/Coldplay - Something Just Like This (#19)
17. Lady Gaga - Million Reasons (#17)
16. Julia Michaels - Issues (#16)
15. Maroon 5 - Don't Wanna Know (#13)
14. Maroon 5/Future - Cold (#15)
13. Kygo/Selena Gomez - It Ain't Me (#14)
12. Alessia Cara - Scars to Your Beautiful (#11)
11. Machine Gun Kelly/Camilla Cabello - Bad Things (#8)
10. Marian Hill - Down (#12)
9. Katy Perry/Skip Marley - Chained to the Rhythm (#10)
8. Clean Bandit/Sean Paul/Anne Marie - Rockabye (#9)
7. Shawn Mendes - Mercy (#6)
6. Bruno Mars - That's What I Like (#7)
5. The Chainsmokers - Paris (#5)
4. The Weeknd/Daft Punk - I Feel It Coming (#4)
3. Rihanna - Love on the Brain (#3)
2. Zayn Malik/Taylor Swift - I Don't Wanna Live Forever (#2)
1. Ed Sheeran - Shape of You (#1) (fifth week at #1)

#1 Song This Week One Year Ago: Flo Rida - My House

Hot Shot Debut: Jason Derulo/Nicki Minaj/Ty Dolla $ign - Swalla


Greatest Gainer: The Chainsmokers/Coldplay - Something Just Like This

iBlurbs
-Yuck! All our exits pretty much deserved to go. Next!

-I hope that Shining is a one-week wonder because there's nothing special about it.

-Go Train Go! We need Play That Song to enter in at least the top 5 and get songs such as Love on the Brain out of there.

-I am waiting for Fake Love to finally leave. I despise Drake like most people do.

-Make Me (Cry) should not be flopping. I don't understand all of the hate for that song so please get it up higher!

-Just one spot for Something Just Like This? What????????????

-We really don't need Issues still here. It's bland and boring and shouldn't have existed at all.

-Come on, we already had Cheap Thrills, we don't need Rockabye to become a hit!

-Let's hope that Paris and I Feel It Coming can be in the future top two spots and get rid of the top 3 all out of here.

Top 20 Review
-1 - Worst Song
20. Julia Michaels - Issues

0 - Garbage
19. Ariana Grande/Future - Everyday
18. Bruno Mars - That's What I Like
17. Rihanna - Love on the Brain
16. Ed Sheeran - Shape of You
15. Maroon 5 - Don't Wanna Know
14. Maroon 5/Future - Cold
13. Alessia Cara - Scars to Your Beautiful
12. Lady Gaga - Million Reasons
11. Zayn Malik/Taylor Swift - I Don't Wanna Live Forever
10. Kygo/Selena Gomez - It Ain't Me

1 - Bad
9. Alessia Cara - Scars to Your Beautiful
8. Shawn Mendes - Mercy

2 - Mediocre
7. Clean Bandit/Sean Paul/Anne Marie - Rockabye
6. Marian Hill - Down
5. Zedd/Alessia Cara - Stay

3 - Decent
4. Katy Perry/Skip Marley - Chained to the Rhythm

4 - Good
3. The Weeknd/Daft Punk - I Feel It Coming

5 - Great
2. The Chainsmokers - Paris
1. The Chainsmokers/Coldplay - Something Just Like This

Total Score: 24/100 (Pure Shit)

My Top 5 Picks
1. The Chainsmokers/Coldplay - Something Just Like This
2. The Chainsmokers - Paris
3. Train - Play That Song
4. Noah Cyrus/Labrinth - Make Me (Cry)
5. Martin Garrix/Dua Lipa - Scared to be Lonely

My Bottom 5 Picks
1. Julia Michaels - Issues
2. Bebe Rexha - I Got You
3. Ariana Grande/Future - Everyday
4. Bruno Mars - That's What I Like
5. Drake - Fake Love

#1 Recommendation for this chart: Ocean Park Standoff - Good News

Song Recommended to Leave Next Week: Kyle/Lil Yatchy - iSpy

-Thanks for reading!