Showing posts with label May 2017. Show all posts
Showing posts with label May 2017. Show all posts

5/16/17

The Chainsmokers + Coldplay (1) - Week of May 27, 2017

So my favorite song on the chart dethroned last week's #1 from this chart. It's pretty close, but we'll see if that happens or not, but it, again, might not happen to being with. Here are the songs dropping out:
  • Zayn/Taylor Swift - I Dont Wanna Live Forever (#12)
  • The Weeknd/Daft Punk - I Feel It Coming (#13)
  • Starley - Call On Me (#35)
  • Katy Perry/Skip Marley - Chained to the Rhythm (#36)
  • G-Eazy/Kehlani - Good Life (#39)
Last Week's #1 Song: Bruno Mars - That's What I Like
The Chart
40. Play N. Skllz/A Bunch of Featured Artists - Si Una Vez (DEBUT)
39. Marian Hill - Down (#37)
38. Katy Perry/Migos - Bon Appetit (DEBUT)
37. Miley Cyrus - Malibu (DEBUT)

36. Sam Hunt - Body Like A Back Road (DEBUT)
35. Zayn/PARTYNEXTDOOR - Still Got Time (#27)
34. Axwell/Ingrosso/Kid Ink - I Love You (#33)
33. Cheat Codes/Demi Lovato - No Promises (#40)
32. Rag'n'BoneMan - Human (#38)
31. Niall Horan - Slow Hands (DEBUT)
30. Flo Rida/99 Percent - Cake (#23)
29. AJR - Weak (#32)
28. DNCE/Nicki Minaj - Kissing Strangers (#30)
27. Train - Play That Song (#29)
26. Charlie Puth - Attention (#34)
25. Imagine Dragons - Believer (#31)
24. Jason Derulo/Nicki Minaj/Ty Dolla $ign - Swalla (#26)
23. Lady Gaga - The Cure (#25)
22. Martin Garrix/Dua Lipa - Scared to be Lonely (#22)
21. Machine Gun Kelly/Hailee Steinfeld - At My Best (#21)
20. Luis Fonsi/Daddy Yankee/Justin Bieber - Despacito (#28)
19. Kyle/Lil Yatchy - iSpy (#19)
18. Shawn Mendes - There's Nothing Holdin' Me Back (#24)
17. Drake - Passionfruit (#18)
16. Linkin Park/Kiiara - Heavy (#17)
15. Harry Styles - Sign of the Times (#14)
14. Halsey - Now or Never (#16)
13. Ed Sheeran - Castle on the Hill (#15)
12. DJ Khaled/Justin Bieber/Quavo/Chance the Rapper/Lil Wayne - I'm the One (#20)
11. The Chainsmokers - Paris (#9)
10. Maroon 5/Future - Cold (#10)
9. Calvin Harris/Frank Ocean/Migos - Slide (#11)
8. Clean Bandit/Sean Paul/Anne Marie - Rockabye (#6)
7. Julia Michaels - Issues (#8)
6. James Arthur - Say You Won't Let Go (#7)
5. Ed Sheeran - Shape of You (#3) [9 Weeks at #1]
4. Zedd/Alessia Cara - Stay (#5)
3. Kygo/Selena Gomez - It Ain't Me (#4)
2. Bruno Mars - That's What I Like (#1) [3 Weeks at #1]
1. The Chainsmokers/Coldplay - Something Just Like This (#2) [1st Week at #1]

Hot Shot Debut: Niall Horan - Slow Hands (#31)

Greatest Gainer: DJ Khaled/Justin Bieber/Quavo/Chance the Rapper/Lil Wayne - I'm the One (#12)

Biggest Drop of the Week: Zayn/PARTYNEXTDOOR - Still Got Time (-8)

Biggest Jump of the Week: Charlie Puth - Attention (+8)

Top 5 This Week One Year Ago
5. The Chainsmokers/Daya - Don't Let Me Down (10/10)
4. Fifth Harmony/Ty Dolla $ign - Work From Home (3.5/10)
3. Zayn - Pillowtalk (9.5/10)
2. Mike Posner/SeeB - I Took A Pill In Ibiza! (10/10)
1. Lukas Graham - 7 Years (2.5/10)

New Entrants

-For the first entrant at #40, I only heard the song once so I don't really have a say as to why or how I have an opinion on the song. Honestly, I'm surprised that the song even debuted on this chart. I'm not exactly going to talk about this song in much detail just because. The lyrics are good, but I don't like the production of the song very much. The vocals are really mediocre. And seriously, again, a bunch of featured artists is killing me when I type this out. Anyways, most of you are probably unfamiliar with this song. Don't worry, I am too. I can predict that this song is going to be a one-week wonder just because it's hardly popular.

-Well now we get interesting, with Katy Perry replacing herself with Bon Appetit. I think any Migos into the equation for this song pretty much makes the song a bit worse. Don't worry, I still like this song. The vocals are really amazing, and the lyrics are awesome. The only problem I have with the song is that the music can get annoying sometimes with the constant downbeats and all of that. But this song is definitely a much better version of Chained to the Rhythm. Migos adding himself to the song lowers my rating of the song a little bit, but that does not mean that I hate the song. Something tells me, though, that this song is going to flop here like Chained to the Rhythm did. But at least it made it here.

-I'm not very familiar with Miley Cyrus, nor that I really want to get familiar with her in the first place. I like Noah Cyrus's music much better, with her two singles of Make Me (Cry) and Stay Together, which were both pretty amazing songs. This one, I feel is just the opposite. I like Miley's vocals, but I don't like the production or the music that goes into the song. The lyrics I guess are okay, but whatever. I was actually juggling on between brown and yellow, but I decided yellow at the last minute just because of Noah Cyrus.

-Our best debut this week comes from Sam Hunt with Body Like A Back Road. I am a huge fan of Sam Hunt, with some of his songs being Take Your Time and House Party. Those were really good songs. This song matches with the exact same level as those two songs. I really like the production. The production is great and there is no reason anyone should hate the production of this song. The lyrics are actually really good. Same thing with the vocals. The music that goes in with this song matches with the song perfectly. Seriously haters, you really have to hate on such a good country song, and one of the best of the year?

-Our hot shot debut comes from Niall Horan with Slow Hands. I don't know if Hollow Man will like this song more over This Town, but I certainly do. The production is at a really good tempo and is not slow and sluggish like it was with This Town. The vocals are really good as well, just like they were in This Town. The lyrics are amazing as well. This is definitely the second best debut of the week, and I am looking forward to this song becoming as big as a hit like This Town was, if not, even more.

Slow Blurbs

-I'm sorry if the blurbs for the new entrants were pretty short. But the thing is, when there are more entrants, I can't write a lot, because that takes away from my more superior priorities.

-We did get rid of four old songs, and we'll see if I grow into any of them. The one exit that I think that does deserve recognition is G-Eazy and Kehlani with Good Life. Thank you for your amazing lyrics, right production, and great vocals. You will definitely be missed. You will probably see this song one last time on my top 40 songs of 2017 page at the end of the year.

-Just letting you know that the color for #40 means that I have no opinion on the song. I believe that this is the first time in which I used that color in one of my posts.

-Well, Marian Hill - Down is crowded with a bunch of debuts. I highly doubt it won't be long before this song leaves.

-Hopefully it won't be long before Still Got Time and I Love You leave. They're basically being a bunch of space fillers at this point.

-Hopefully it won't be long before Cake leaves at well. Thank you for bringing back bad Maroon 5 memories.

-Even though I think that the song is becoming old, thankfully Play That Song isn't finished yet. That's good.

-Great, Believer and The Cure are jumping. Seriously guys, this songs are complete garbage, especially with the former having the trashiest music humanely possible.

-So, are Scared to be Lonely and At My Best going to jump, or are they just to stay at middle ground?

-I have indeed somewhat grown into Despacito and Shape of You.

-It looks like this could be the end of Paris. Thank you for your time on the chart.

-Rockabye being in dark red is not a joke. I actually hate that song a lot now.

-Say You Won't Let Go jumping is fine with me but Issues jumping isn't.

-I don't understand the obsessions for It Ain't Me. The lyrics are so stupid, the music is trash, and the vocals are a letdown.

-Thankfully my favorite song on the chart dethroned my least favorite song on the chart from the top spot. This is what I call a good week.

-So, for our poll results, Something Just Like This had six votes, Stay had three votes, and the other three songs had exactly one vote each. Nothing much to say beyond that.

Top 20 Review

-1 - Worst Song
20. Bruno Mars - That's What I Like

0 - Garbage
19. Clean Bandit/Sean Paul/Anne Marie - Rockabye
18. Kygo/Selena Gomez - It Ain't Me
17. Harry Styles - Sign of the Times
16. Kyle/Lil Yatchy - iSpy
15. Maroon 5/Future - Cold

1 - Bad
14. Julia Michaels - Issues
13. DJ Khaled/Quavo/Chance the Rapper/Justin Bieber/Lil Wayne - I'm the One
12. Calvin Harris/Frank Ocean/Migos - Slide

2 - Mediocre
12. Luis Fonsi/Justin Bieber/Daddy Yankee - Despacito
11. Ed Sheeran - Shape of You
10. Linkin Park/Kiiara - Heavy

3 - Decent
9. Zedd/Alessia Cara - Stay

4 - Good
7. The Chainsmokers - Paris

5 - Great
6. Halsey - Now or Never
5. Drake - Passionfruit
4. James Arthur - Say You Won't Let Go
3. Shawn Mendes - There's Nothing Holdin' Me Back
2. Ed Sheeran - Castle on the Hill

6 - Best Song
1. The Chainsmokers/Coldplay - Something Just Like This

Total Score: 46/100 (Bad)

Most Missed Pick: Calvin Harris/Rihanna - We Found Love

Favorite Song Off of the Chart One Year Ago: Ariana Grande - Dangerous Woman

#1 Recommendation for This Chart: Kendrick Lamar - DNA

My Top 5 Picks
1. The Chainsmokers/Coldplay - Something Just Like This
2. Ed Sheeran - Castle on the Hill
3. Martin Garrix/Dua Lipa - Scared to be Lonely
4. Sam Hunt - Body Like A Back Road
5. Machine Gun Kelly/Hailee Steinfeld - At My Best

My Bottom 5 Picks
1. Bruno Mars - That's What I Like
2. Lady Gaga - The Cure
3. Imagine Dragons - Believer
4. Zayn/PARTYNEXTDOOR - Still Got Time 
5. Clean Bandit/Sean Paul/Anne Marie - Rockabye

QOTW #1: What is your favorite song off of DAMN? My favorite song off of DAMN is Kendrick Lamar - DNA.

QOTW #2: Why is the song you chose in QOTW #1 your favorite song off of DAMN? The reason that I like Kendrick Lamar - DNA a lot is because of its amazing production, vocals, and the lyrics are a step up from most other songs such as It Ain't Me.

Songs That Debuted This Week One Year Ago + Review On Greatest Gainer

Greatest Gainer: Justin Timberlake - Can't Stop the Feeling
I already reviewed this song last week. Just check my brief review from last week. (10/10)

Hot Shot Debut: Belly/The Weeknd - Might Not
The vocals are trash, the lyrics are dumb, and is definitely the worst The Weeknd song out there. Sorry guys, but I believe that this might be one of the worst songs of last year. (0.1/10)

-Thanks for reading!

5/9/17

Bruno Mars (3) - Week of May 20, 2017

Well then, this week did get better, but not by that much. We still have our trashy biggest jump of the week and our hot shot debut. And I hate the fact that I'm wrong about that last one-week wonder begging a one-week wonder, because that song re-entered this week, whether I like it or not. The point is, I kind of want music to get better. Before we get to this week's Top Pop Songs, or before I kill Miles, here are the songs that are dropping out.
  • Rihanna - Love on the Brain (#15)
  • Big Sean - Bounce Back (#39)
Last Week's #1 Song : Bruno Mars - That's What I Like
The Chart
40. Cheat Codes/Demi Lovato - No Promises (re-entry)
39. G-Eazy/Kehlani - Good Life (#38)
38. Rag'n'BoneMan - Human (#40)
37. Marian Hill - Down (#30)
36. Katy Perry/Skip Marley - Chained to the Rhythm (#26)
35. Starley - Call On Me (#23)
34. Charlie Puth - Attention (debut)
33. Axwell/Ingrosso/Kid Ink - I Love You (#32)
32. AJR - Weak (#36)
31. Imagine Dragons - Believer (#35)
30. DNCE/Nicki Minaj - Kissing Strangers (#31)
29. Train - Play That Song (#29)
28. Louis Fonsi/Daddy Yankee/Justin Bieber - Despacito (#37)
27. Zayn/PARTYNEXTDOOR -  Still Got Time (#22)
26. Jason Derulo/Nicki Minaj/Ty Dolla $ign - Swalla (#27)
25. Lady Gaga - The Cure (#28)
24. Shawn Mendes - There's Nothing Holdin' Me Back (#33)
23. Flo Rida/99 Percent - Cake (#24)
22. Martin Garrix/Dua Lipa - Scared to be Lonely (#25)
21. Machine Gun Kelly/Hailee Steinfeld - At My Best (#21)
20. DJ Khaled/Justin Bieber/Quavo/Chance the Rapper/Lil Wayne - I'm The One (#34)
19. Kyle/Lil Yatchy - iSpy (#19)
18. Drake - Passonfruit (#20)
17. Linkin Park/Kiiara - Heavy (#16) 
16. Halsey - Now or Never (#18)
15. Ed Sheeran - Castle on the Hill (#17)
14. Harry Styles - Sign of the Times (#14)
13. The Weeknd/Daft Punk - I Feel It Coming (#11)
12. Zayn/Taylor Swift - I Don't Wanna Live Forever (#12)
11. Calvin Harris/Frank Ocean/Migos - Slide (#13)
10. Maroon 5/Future - Cold (#8)
9. The Chainsmokers - Paris (#7)
8. Julia Michaels - Issues (#10)
7. James Arthur - Say You Won't Let Go (#9)
6. Clean Bandit/Sean Paul/Anne Marie - Rockabye (#6)
5. Zedd/Alessia Cara - Stay (#5)
4. Kygo/Selena Gomez - It Ain't Me (#4)
3. Ed Sheeran - Shape of You (#2) (nine weeks at #1)
2. The Chansmokers/Coldplay - Something Just Like This (#3)
1. Bruno Mars - That's What I Like (#1) (third week at #1)

Hot Shot Debut: Charlie Puth - Attention (#34)

Greatest Gainer: DJ Khaled/Justin Bieber/Quavo/Chance the Rapper/Lil Wayne - I'm The One (#20)

Biggest Drop of the Week: Starley - Call On Me (-12)

Biggest Jump of the Week: DJ Khaled/Justin Bieber/Quavo/Chance the Rapper/Lil Wayne - I'm The One (+14)

Top 5 This Week One Year Ago
5. Zara Larsson/MNEK - Never Forget You
4. Fifth Harmony/Ty Dolla $ign - Work From Home
3. Zayn - Pillowtalk
2. Lukas Graham - 7 Years
1. Mike Posner/SeeB - I Took A Pill In Ibiza

New Entrants
-Because (unfortunately), Demi Lovato and Cheat Codes re-enter the chart with No Promises, that leaves us with only one entrant this week.

-That brings us to Charlie Puth with Attention. Personally, I kind of have mixed feelings on this song. Sometimes I will think it is boring, other times I will think that it is catchy. The verses are lenient and mediocre, but the vocals are great. On the other hand, I kind of don't like the lyrics. To be honest, I'll rate this song as decent. Anyways, let's get into some Charlie Puth experiences. One Call Away was really boring and We Don't Talk Anymore was one of the most overplayed pieces of trash and definitely deserves a spot on my bottom 5 songs of the year. But we'll see how far this song goes on the chart. I definitely somewhat enjoy this song, but it might not be long before I start to complain about it. So there's that.

Blurbstion

-Yuck, I will never miss any of our exits. They all deserved to go. Next!

-It's nice to see Good Life holding on, but I highly doubt it won't be long before it leaves.

-Speaking of songs leaving, Marina Hill - Down and Katy Perry./Skip Marley - Chained to the Rhythm are all dropping hard on radio. So unless they can somehow do something to help it gain more spins on radio, they'll be gone soon.

-It doesn't surprise me that I Love You isn't doing anything here. Because I rarely hear it, actually, so hopefully that means that it'll be gone soon.

-Finally, in a million years, Still Got Time is actually dropping on this chart. Hopefully that means that this song will flop.

-Well, The Cure might not be the worst song on the countdown, but that does not mean that I don't want the song to become a hit.

-You all would have probably expected Scared to be Lonely to be gone already. But, look where it is. And judging by the color that the song is in right now, hopefully it means that it will hit the top 20.

-Can iSpy just leave already? That would be appreciative.

-It looks like this could truly be the end of The Weeknd/Daft Punk - I Feel It Coming. I was not a big fan of it to begin with, so I won't miss the song that much.

-Well, Slide unfortunately became a hiit. Hopefully it'll just stay there and fall down.

-Cold and Paris dropping wasn't that much of a surprise. The latter I hope stays for a while longer, while the former should probably leave soon before I get another trashy Maroon 5 song on my mind.

-Issues and Say You Won't Let Go are moving in a pair. That wasn't unexpected, and I'm not surprised that this is happening, but hopefully the former won't hit the top 5. If it does, prepare to have a rant when the year-end list comes.

-Finally It Ain't Me reached its peak. Hopefully it doesn't go any further beyond that, because the song truly is a mess.

-And finally Shape of You is dropping. Hopefully the song will be gone soon, and I hope that another song that is good replaces Shape of You from the #1 spot on the year-end list.

-Even though it's not my favorite song on the chart, Something Just Like This should hit #1 on this chart soon. Therefore That's What I Like will have competition. But if I had to judge, they're pretty far off. But if Something Just Like This can keep gaining at the same rate, within two weeks it will be the new #1 song, if not the next week.

-Anyways, the poll results weren't that interesting. Stay got two votes, It Ain't Me and Something Just Like This got 3 votes, and Shape of You got 1 vote. Thank you all for making That's What I Like have no votes at all.

-Before I close my blurbs, I have two more things that I would like to mention.

-So first up is comment moderation. I have indeed turned comment moderation on, and you can thank the stupidity of Miles by saying that people's opinions are wrong and not respecting them. I only turned on comment moderation because of what is happening on Hollow Man's blog, and I really hope that Hollow Man turns on comment moderation on his blog as well because of Miles and his fucking stupidity. Meanwhile, I don't know how long I'll have comment moderation turned on, but it's definitely going to last until Miles can stop with the fucking stupidity of not respecting other's opinions.

-Finally, for those of you unaware, I have added a new feature on my weekly posts. I will be posting a number in parentheses for each song for my top 20 review and my top 5/bottom 5 picks. Basically, the number in parentheses is the rank of the song on the chart for this week (if the song is on the chart).

Top 20 Review

-1 - Worst Song
20. Bruno Mars - That's What I Like (#1)

 0 - Garbage
19. DJ Khaled/Justin Bieber/Quavo/Chance the Rapper/Lil Wayne - I'm The One (#20)
18. Kygo/Selena Gomez - It Ain't Me (#4)
17. Julia Michaels - Issues (#8)
16. Calvin Harris/Frank Ocean/Migos - Slide (#11)
15. Maroon 5/Future - Cold (#10)
14. Harry Styles - Sign of the Times (#14)
13. Zayn/Taylor Swift - I Don't Wanna Live Forever (#12)

1 - Bad
12. Clean Bandit/Sean Paul/Anne Marie - Rockabye (#6)
11. Kyle/Lil Yatchy - iSpy (#19)
10. Ed Sheeran - Shape of You (#3)

2 - Mediocre
9. The Weeknd/Daft Punk - I Feel It Coming (#13)

3 - Decent
8. Linkin Park/Kiiara - Heavy (#17)

4 - Good
None!

5 - Great
7. Ed Sheeran - Castle on the Hill (#15)
6. Halsey - Now Or Never (#16)
5. James Arthur - Say You Won't Let Go (#7)
4. Zedd/Alessia Cara - Stay (#5)
3. The Chainsmokers - Paris (#9)
2. Drake - Passonfruit (#18)
1. The Chainsmokers/Coldplay - Something Just Like This (#2)

6 - Best Song
None!

Total Score: 42/100 (Really Bad)

Most Missed Pick: Calvin Harris/Rihanna - This Is What You Came For

Favorite Countdown Song This Week One Year Ago: Ariana Grande - Dangerous Woman

#1 Recommendation for This Chart: Noah Cyrus - Stay Together

My Top 5 Picks
1. Martin Garrix/Dua Lipa - Scared to be Lonely (#22)
2. The Chainsmokers/Coldplay - Something Just Like This (#2)
3. Drake - Passonfruit (#18)
4. Machine Gun Kelly/Hailee Steinfeld - At My Best (#21)
5. The Chainsmokers - Paris (#9)

My Bottom 5 Picks
1. Bruno Mars - That's What I Like (#1)
2. DJ Khaled/Justin Bieber/Quavo/Chance the Rapper/Lil Wayne - I'm The One (#20)
3. Kygo/Selena Gomez - It Ain't Me (#4)
4. Lady Gaga - The Cure (#25)
5. Zayn/PARTYNEXTDOOR - Still Got Time (#27)

I can't think of a good question for this week. That means there will probably be two questions next week for you guys to answer.

Songs That Debuted This Week One Year Ago + Review On Greatest Gainer

Greatest Gainer + Hot Shot Debut: Justin Timberlake - Can't Stop the Feeling
One of the most overplayed songs of last year. And for a good reason, too. The vocals are amazing, and lyrics are definitely a step up from other songs. I just can't stop the feeling! (10/10)

Other Debut: Selena Gomez - Kill 'Em With Kindness
I wouldn't say that this song is as bad as Hands to Myself or Same Old Love, but I still can't stand the verses in this song. Seriously, Selena, please stop killing us with your songs of yours! (3.5/10)

-Thanks for reading, everybody!

5/3/17

Bruno Mars (2) - Week of May 13, 2017

Well, I guess this week was okay. Let's hope that we can actually get rid of some songs on here that have been on this chart for so long now. Love on the Brain really needs to leave at this point and there will be more songs mentioned when I get to my blurbs. Here were the poll results:
  • It Ain't Me - 10 votes
  • Rockabye - 2 votes
  • Paris - 5 votes
  • Shape of You - 2 votes
  • That's What I Like - 3 votes
Let's get to our exits:

  • Lady Gaga - Million Reasons (#34)
  • Lorde - Green Light (#37)
  • Cheat Codes/Demi Lovato - No Promises (#40)

Last Week's #1 Song: Bruno Mars - That's What I Like
The Chart
40. Rag'n'BoneMan - Human (#38)
39. Big Sean - Bounce Back (#29)
38. G-Eazy/Kehlani - Good Life (#35)
37. Louis Fonsi/Daddy Yankee/Justin Bieber - Despacito (debut)
36. AJR - Weak (#32)
35. Imagine Dragons - Believer (#33)
34. DJ Khaled/Justin Bieber/Quavo/Chance the Rapper/Lil Wayne - I'm The One (debut)
33. Shawn Mendes - There's Nothing Holdin' Me Back (debut)
32. Axwell/Ingrosso/Kid Ink - I Love You (#31)
31. DNCE/Nicki Minaj - Kissing Strangers (#36)
30. Marian Hill - Down (#26)
29. Train - Play That Song (#30)
28. Lady Gaga - The Cure (#39)
27. Jason Derulo/Nicki Minaj/Ty Dolla $ign - Swalla (#28)
26. Katy Perry/Skip Marley - Chained to the Rhythm (#14)
25. Martin Garrix/Dua Lipa - Scared to be Lonely (#27)
24. Flo Rida/99 Percent - Cake (#25)
23. Starley - Call On Me (#20)
22. Zayn/PARTYNEXTDOOR - Still Got Time (#23)
21. Machine Gun Kelly/Hailee Steinfeld - At My Best (#22)
20. Drake - Passionfruit (#24)
19. Kyle/Lil Yatchy - iSpy (#19)
18. Halsey - Now or Never (#18)
17. Ed Sheeran - Castle on the Hill (#21)
16. Linkin Park/Kiiara - Heavy (#17)
15. Rihanna - Love on the Brain (#13)
14. Harry Styles - Sign of the Times (#16)
13. Calvin Harris/Frank Ocean/Migos - Slide (#15)
12. Zayn/Taylor Swift - I Don't Wanna Live Forever (#10)
11. The Weeknd/Daft Punk - I Feel It Coming (#9)
10. Julia Michaels - Issues (#11)
9. James Arthur - Say You Won't Let Go (#12)
8. Maroon 5/Future - Cold (#8)
7. The Chainsmokers - Paris (#3)
6. Clean Bandit/Sean Paul/Anne Marie - Rockabye (#4)
5. Zedd/Alessia Cara - Stay (#7)
4. Kygo/Selena Gomez - It Ain't Me (#5)
3. The Chainsmokers/Coldplay - Something Just Like This (#7)
2. Ed Sheeran - Shape of You (#2) (nine weeks at #1)
1. Bruno Mars - That's What I Like (#1) (second week at #1)

#1 Song This Week One Year Ago: Zayn - Pillowtalk (second out of two weeks at #1)

Biggest Drop of the Week: Katy Perry/Skip Marley - Chained to the Rhythm (-12)

Biggest Jump of the Week: Lady Gaga - The Cure (+11)

Hot Shot Debut: Shawn Mendes - There's Nothing Holdin' Me Back (#33)

Greatest Gainer: The Chainsmokers/Coldplay - Something Just Like This (#3)


New Entrants

-So first up we have Despacito. I was kind of worried that this song was going to debut on this since it was gaining on the Hot 100. Of course I was right. This song is pretty much trash in every way, shape, and form. The lyrics are so bad, and what happened to Justin Bieber? Anyways, let's hope that this song can flop on here, but I highly doubt that is going to happen in the meantime. The point is is that the vocals are complete trash, and the verses are horrible. I can't even stand listening to this song, and I'm not lying when I say that this is a possible contendor for the bottom 5 songs of the year for all songs that appeared on this list, and it's not even the worst song on the chart, and the biggest jump of the week probably says why.

-Next up we have the song called I'm the One. Personally, I hate it when DJ Khaled introduces a bunch of other artists into his songs. He did the exact same thing with Do You Mind. Although this song doesn't have as many featured artists or the song's title (when I type the whole thing out) is as long, it's still a pain of a hassle to write. DJ Khaled only had one featured artist with Shining, though (which was a one-week wonder on this chart), but that still doesn't help me like DJ Khaled. Call me a hater, if you would like. The verses, vocals, pre-chorus, chorus, post-chorus, and lyrics are all trash in every way, shape, and form. Had it not been for this debut and that other debut, this week would've been a billion times better.

-Our hot shot debut thankfully comes from Shawn Mendes with There's Nothing Holdin' Me Back. I can honestly tell that I might sick of this song like I did with Mercy. His verses are really good, and I can't stop listening to this song when it comes on the radio. I'm sorry if this entrant review was short, but I'm running out of time.

There's Nothing Holdin' Blurbs Back

-As for our exits, Green Light was getting a little bit old, but I still loved that song. Million Reasons thankfully wasn't with us for more than twenty weeks. And that one-week wonder? Definitely worth it.

-Looks like Human and Bounce Back aren't going to be with this much longer. I'm fine with that, because I'm starting to grow out of Human and Bounce Back was way overdue. Hopefully their departures aren't that far away.

-Hopefully Weak and Believer dropping are signs that those songs are going to leave soon as well.

-I hope that Kissing Strangers can become the next Cake By the Ocean or Side to Side.

-Down dropping is fine with me since that song is getting old. But I still like it, so hopefully the song can stay for a little bit longer.

-The Cure is completely uninteresting and should leave soon.

-Well, that huge drop from Chained to the Rhythm was completely unexpected. But that's fine with me.

-Looks like Scared to be Lonely isn't done yet. That's good.

-Those three songs above Scared to be Lonely really need to leave this chart as soon as possible.

-Passonfruit and At My Best are really good songs. Please become hits!

-Now or Never actually had a really good increase in spins, but the reason it didn't jump is because it fell six spins away from Castle on the Hill.

-It looks like this is end of Love on the Brain.

-Sign of the Times, please don't become a hit! Too bad, Lukas, it already did. I hate myself now.

-Slide could become a hit. I was originally going to put this song in brown, but that doesn't matter anymore since it had almost a 400 spin increase.

-Well, I Don't Wanna Live Forever and I Feel It Coming are really falling hard. I don't exactly care at this point, and hopefully they'll both be gone soon as they're no longer popular and old.

-In my predictions, I was actually thinking that Issues was going to be above Say You Won't Let Go. Thank god I was wrong and that Say You Won't Let Go was actually higher. But they're less than 200 spins away, so it could change next week.

-It doesn't look like Cold is going to become as big as a hit as Don't Wanna Know. That's good.

-Stay jumping and getting a huge increase in spins is good, but on the other hand, It Ain't Me having a huge increase in spins is really bad.

-Words cannot describe how pleasing it is to see Something Just Like This be the greatest gainer for not just once, twice, three times, but FOUR times. Thank you so much! (copy this 2,359,238,238,234 times).

-Of course the top two songs hold their positions. These songs are actually decreasing in radio right now, so hopefully they'll fall down soon.

Top 20 Review

-1 - Worst Song
None!

0 - Garbage
19. Bruno Mars - That's What I Like
18. Rihanna - Love on the Brain
17. Julia Michaels - Issues
16. Kyle/Lil Yatchy - iSpy
15. Zayn Malik/Taylor Swift - I Don't Wanna Live Forever 

14. Maroon 5/Future - Cold
13. Ed Sheeran - Shape of You
12. Kygo/Selena Gomez - It Ain't Me
11. Clean Bandit/Sean Paul/Anne Marie - Rockabye
10. Calvin Harris/Frank Ocean/Migos - Slide


1 - Bad
None!

2 - Mediocre
9. The Weeknd/Daft Punk - I Feel It Coming
8. Linkin Park/Kiiara - Heavy

3 - Decent
None!

4 - Good
7. Drake - Passonfruit
6. Halsey - Now or Never
5. James Arthur - Say You Won't Let Go
4. Zedd/Alessia Cara - Stay

5 - Great
3. Ed Sheeran - Castle on the Hill
2. The Chainsmokers - Paris

6 - Best Song
1. The Chainsmokers/Coldplay - Something Just Like This

Total Score: 35/100 (Insanely Awful)

#1 Recommendation for This Chart: Judah/The Lion - Take It All Back

My Top 5 Picks
1. The Chainsmokers/Coldplay - Something Just Like This
2. Martin Garrix/Dua Lipa - Scared to be Lonely
3. The Chainsmokers - Paris
4. Ed Sheeran - Castle on the Hill
5. Train - Play That Song


My Bottom 5 Picks
1. Lady Gaga - The Cure
2. Louis Fonsi/Daddy Yankee/Justin Bieber - Despacito
3. Harry Styles - Sign of the Times
4. Bruno Mars - That's What I Like
5. Julia Michaels - Issues

Question of the Week (QOTW): What song do you recommend to be on this chart? Given that my #1 recommendation for the chart is Take It All Back, that should probably give you my answer.

Songs That Debuted This Week One Year Ago + Review On Greatest Gainer

Greatest Gainer: Drake/WizKid/Kyla - One Dance
I already reviewed this song two weeks ago. Just.....no. (1/10)

Hot Shot Debut: Desiigner - Panda
One of the most over-hated songs of last year. And for a good reason, too. Just, no. (0.1/10)

Other Debut: Calvin Harris/Rihanna - This Is What You Came For
One of my guilty pleasures. The beat is catchy, and the vocals are really good. Everything but the repetitiveness of the song. (9/10)

Other Debut: Ellie Goulding - Army
A song that appeared on this chart but not on the Billboard Hot 100. I definitely enjoy this song, and it's always going to be for a good reason. (9.5/10)

Other Debut: Bebe Rexha/Nicki Minaj - No Broken Hearts
W.............................T...................................F???????????????????????????????????? (0.5/10)

Other Debut: Melaine Martinez - Pity Party
This song only appread on the chart for one week, and I'm too lazy to actually write comments on this song. (4.5/10)

4/29/17

Predictions for the Week of May 13, 2017: Bruno Mars (2)

Exits:
  • Lady Gaga - Million Reasons (#34)
  • Lorde - Green Light (#37)
The Chart
40. Noah Cyrus - Stay Together (debut)
39. Rag'n'BoneMan - Human (#38)
38. Big Sean - Bounce Back (#29)
37. Cheat Codes/Demi Lovato - No Promises (#40)
36. G-Eazy/Kehlani - Good Life (#35)
35. Lady Gaga - The Cure (#39)
34. AJR - Weak (#32)
33. Shawn Mendes - There's Nothing Holding Me Back (debut)
32. Imagine Dragons - Believer (#33)
31. Train - Play That Song (#30)
30. Martin Garrix/Dua Lipa - Scared to be Lonely (#27)
29. Axwell/Ingrosso/Kid Ink - I Love You (#31)
28. Marian Hill - Down (#26)
27. Jason Derulo/Nicki Minaj/Ty Dolla $ign - Swalla (#28)
26. DNCE/Nicki Minaj - Kissing Strangers (#36) [Greatest Gainer]
25. Flo Rida/99 Percent - Cake (#25)
24. Kyle/Lil Yatchy - iSpy (#19)
23. Drake - Passonfruit (#24)
22. Zayn/PARTYNEXTDOOR - Still Got Time (#23)
21. Machine Gun Kelly/Hailee Steinfeld - At My Best (#22)
20. Linkin Park/Kiiara - Heavy (#17)
19. Starley - Call On Me (#20)
18. Katy Perry/Skip Marley - Chained to the Rhythm (#14)
17. Ed Sheeran - Castle on the Hill (#21)
16. Calvin Harris/Frank Ocean/Migos - Slide (#15)
15. Rihanna - Love on the Brain (#13)
14. Zayn/Taylor Swift - I Don't Wanna Live Forever (#10)
13. Halsey - Now Or Never (#18)
12. Harry Styles - Sign of the Times (#16)
11. The Weeknd/Daft Punk - I Feel It Coming (#9)
10. James Arthur - Say You Won't Let Go (#12)
9. Julia Michaels - Issues (#11)
8. Maroon 5/Future - Cold (#8)
7. Clean Bandit/Sean Paul/Anne Marie - Rockabye (#4)
6. Zedd/Alessia Cara - Stay (#7)
5. The Chainsmokers - Paris (#3)
4. The Chainsmokers/Coldplay - Something Just Like This (#6)
3. Kygo/Selena Gomez - It Ain't Me (#5)
2. Ed Sheeran - Shape of You (#2)
1. Bruno Mars - That's What I Like (#1)

4/25/17

Bruno Mars (1) - Week of May 6, 2017

Well, I can't exactly say that this week was a good week, despite the greatest gainer and the hot shot debut. We did get rid of a one-week wonder this week, and our #1 song makes no sense whatsoever. But I obviously want to get this done, so here are our exits this week:

  • Shawn Mendes - Mercy (#15)
  • Stargate/P!nk/Sia - Waterfall (#36)
  • Chance the Rapper/Knox Fortune - All Night (#40)

Last Week's #1 Song: Ed Sheeran - Shape of You
The Chart
40. Cheat Codes/Demi Lovato - No Promises (debut)
39. Lady Gaga - The Cure (debut)
38. Rag'n'BoneMan - Human (#39)
37. Lorde - Green Light (#28)
36. DNCE/Nicki Minaj - Kissing Strangers (debut)
35. G-Eazy/Kehlani - Good Life (#37)
34. Lady Gaga - Million Reasons (#25)
33. Imagine Dragons - Believer (#38)
32. AJR - Weak (#35)
31. Axwell/Ingrosso/Kid Ink - I Love You (#34)
30. Train - Play That Song (#33)
29. Big Sean - Bounce Back (#19)
28. Jason Derulo/Nicki Minaj/Ty Dolla $ign - Swalla (#30)
27. Martin Garrix/Dua Lipa - Scared to be Lonely (#31)
26. Marian Hill - Down (#20)
25. Flo Rida/99 Percent - Cake (#27)
24. Drake - Passonfruit (#29)
23. Zayn/PARTYNEXTDOOR - Still Got Time (#24)
22. Machine Gun Kelly/Hailee Steinfeld - At My Best (#23)
21. Ed Sheeran - Castle on the Hill (#32)
20. Starley - Call On Me (#21)
19. Kyle/Lil Yatchy - iSpy (#22)
18. Halsey - Now or Never (#26)
17. Linkin Park/Kiiara - Heavy (#16)
16. Harry Styles - Sign of the Times (#18)
15. Calvin Harris/Frank Ocean/Migos - Slide (#17)
14. Katy Perry/Skip Marley - Chained to the Rhythm (#10)
13. Rihanna - Love on the Brain (#12)
12. James Arthur - Say You Won't Let Go (#14)
11. Julia Michaels - Issues (#13)
10. Zayn/Taylor Swift - I Don't Wanna Live Forever (#7)
9. The Weeknd/Daft Punk - I Feel It Coming (#5)
8. Maroon 5/Future - Cold (#11)
7. Zedd/Alessia Cara - Stay (#9)
6. The Chainsmokers/Coldplay - Something Just Like This (#8)
5. Kygo/Selena Gomez - It Ain't Me (#6)
4. Clean Bandit/Sean Paul/Anne Marie - Rockabye (#4)
3. The Chainsmokers - Paris (#3)
2. Ed Sheeran - Shape of You (#2) (nine weeks at #1)
1. Bruno Mars - That's What I Like (#1) (first week at #1)

Biggest Drop of the Week: Big Sean - Bounce Back (-10)

Biggest Jump of the Week: Ed Sheeran - Castle on the Hill (+11)

Hot Shot Debut: DNCE/Nicki Minaj - Kissing Strangers (#36)

Greatest Gainer: The Chainsmokers/Coldplay - Something Just Like This (#6)

#1 Song This Week One Year Ago: Zayn - Pillowtalk (first of two weeks at #1)

New Entrants

-At #40 we have Cheat Codes and Demi Lovato with No Problems. The song can get really annoying at times, and I can't stand the vocals. The lyrics are horrible, and the verses (way they sing them, at least) pretty much makes the song even worse. Especially the pre-chorus, and the chorus; I hate it when they repeatedly say "na na," and that gets really annoying. The worst verse in the entire song is "love ain't easy" and that pretty much is the reason why I despise this song so much. Personally, I think Demi Lovato has done much better in the past with songs such as Give Your Heart A Break and Confident. The solo versions, to be honest, are really good. But collaborations with other people pretty much makes the song "bad." The point is, this song will hopefully be a one-week wonder like Shining and All Night, because I don't want to discuss this atrocious song in any more detail.

-Next up we have Lady Gaga with The Cure. Personally, I was never a big fan of Lady Gaga to begin with. Perfect Illusion was way beyond atrocious because "what happened to her voice?" Million Reasons was never good to begin with, the lyrics, vocals, and music. I think that this song is pretty much the same thing. The lyrics are so repetitive, and the pre-chorus doesn't make any sense whatsoever. Sadly guys, I don't think that I will ever grow into this song. Lady Gaga really needs to leave the music industry as soon as possible, because her new singles are just atrocious vocal messes.

-Our last and "thankfully" hot shot debut is DNCE and Nicki Minaj with Kissing Strangers. Personally, I don't know if a song with that type of title will get some recognition here, but it's definitely recognized by me. But I'm still kind of juggling between yellow and green still, because the song can somehow get annoying with the choice of music. But the vocals and lyrics are great, especially the pre-chorus. I enjoyed DNCE solo, and collaborations with other people. This song will definitely stick with me even if America doesn't recognize this song. You can see this being true with a bunch of songs, such as *cough* Green Light *cough*.

Kissing Blurbs

-OK, America, you had to get rid of All Night as a one-week wonder? Hopefully that song will re-enter, but something tells me it wouldn't if Shining didn't. Especially since I barely hear All Night on my local radio station. The other two exits were definitely needed, though.

-Well, it looks like Human won't jump over one spot at this point. Then again, jumping one spot is better than holding, by judging where that song is right now.

-Green Light flopping is actually really surprising since I just grew into this song and similar. So unless it can gain some airplay, it will be gone next week.

-This is it for Million Reasons. This is its 20th week being here. Apparently this chart has a rule in which if a song spends over 20 weeks on this chart and is supposed to rank below #15 on any week, it automatically leaves. Which means that unless this song can make a 19+ jump next week, it's going to automatically be gone regardless.

-I'm not even going to talk about the jump from I Love You. This song is pretty much just a space filler in my opinion just like Way Down We Go was. Hopefully this song will be gone soon, or not peak any higher than where it is right now.

-Looks as if Swalla, Play That Song, and Scared to be Lonely isn't done that. That's actually good. Hopefully those three songs can stay around for a while longer, but I don't see any of them becoming really big hits here.

-So it looks like Marian Hill - Down is going to truly "flop." But it's ranked at #13 on my year-end predictions right now, so it looks like it could barely make it.

-Passonfruit hopefully will be an even bigger hit than Fake Love. I'm enjoying the new tune, so that's pretty much why.

-Hooray for the biggest jump of the week! Hopefully that that song can replace our #2 song in the future.

-I always wanted iSpy and Call On Me to enter the top 20. The last thing that I truly need is a bunch of horrible songs invading the charts and being space fillers.

-Hooray for Now or Never! I can definitely see this song becoming a big hit here.

-Oh great, we have our #16 song. Sign of the Times is way beyond atrocious at this point. Especially when this is a song which copied a title from like five other songs, some of which were big hits, and some of which weren't. I was actually thinking about this song being the greatest gainer for the third week in a row, which thankfully didn't happen, but I pretty much have to put it in pink.

-I didn't expect Issues to make it to #11. Guess we'll just have to see how much longer this song will stay with us here.

-I Feel It Coming dropping out of the top 5 is actually a really good thing this week. Even though I don't hate it, this song can get repetitive and old really quickly. Hopefully it won't be long until this song leaves the charts.

-Looks like we have another Maroon 5 song in the top 10. The last thing I need is for this song to become the next Don't Wanna Know. This time the repeated word is "cold."

-Well, Stay could become a really big hit here. I can even see this song challenging Shape of You and That's What I Like from the top spot. The lyrics are really catchy, and the music is really good.

-Another song that could challenge That's What I Like and Shape of You from the top is Something Just Like This. Having the greatest gainer for the third time is amazing. Something Just Like This will still be claimed the best song of the first third of this year, and it will always be for good reasons.

-I always wanted It Ain't Me in the top 5. What's even good about this song to begin with? I can criticize this song in every possible way, with the lyrics, music, pre-chorus, and especially the very end.

-Can Rockabye just drop already? I'm so sick of having to hear Sean Paul's verses, the music is way beyond annoying, and Anne Marie singing in the chorus is pretty much giving me a headache.

-It looks like this could be the end of Paris. Thank you for your two weeks at #1. You will claimed the second best song of the first third of the year only to your new single Something Just Like This. Paris, by the way, is starting to lose airplay, which is really bad for this song's performance on this chart.

-Shape of You losing the #1 spot was kind of unexpected. But I kind of guess that that would happen sometime, especially when it lost its #1 streak to That's What I Like.

-But I would have preferred Shape of You over That's What I Like at #1. But even then, That's What I Like is not the worst song here. But let's hope that better singles will hit #1, such as *cough* Stay *cough* and *cough* Something Just Like This *cough*.

Top 20 Review

-1 - Worst Song
20. Harry Styles - Sign of the Times

0 - Garbage

19. Bruno Mars - That's What I Like
18. Rihanna - Love on the Brain
17. Julia Michaels - Issues
16. Kyle/Lil Yatchy - iSpy
15. Zayn Malik/Taylor Swift - I Don't Wanna Live Forever
14. Starley - Call One Me
13. Maroon 5/Future - Cold
12. Ed Sheeran - Shape of You
11. Kygo/Selena Gomez - It Ain't Me
10. Clean Bandit/Sean Paul/Anne Marie - Rockabye
9. Calvin Harris/Frank Ocean/Migos - Slide


1 - Bad
None!

2 - Mediocre 
8. Linkin Park/Kiiara - Heavy
7. Katy Perry/Skip Marley - Chained to the Rhythm 
6. The Weeknd/Daft Punk - I Feel It Coming

3 - Decent
None!

4 - Good
None!

5 - Great
5. Zedd/Alessia Cara - Stay
4. James Arthur - Say You Won't Let Go 
3. Halsey - Now or Never
2. The Chainsmokers - Paris

6 - Best Song
1. The Chainsmokers/Coldplay - Something Just Like This
Total Score: 31/100 (Insanely Awful)

#1 Recommendation for This Chart: Ed Sheeran - Galway Girl

My Top 5 Picks
1. The Chainsmokers/Coldplay - Something Just Like This
2. Martin Garrix/Dua Lipa - Scared to be Lonely
3. The Chainsmokers - Paris
4. Ed Sheeran - Castle on the Hill
5. Train - Play That Song


My Bottom 5 Picks
1. Harry Styles - Sign of the Times

2. Bruno Mars - That's What I Like
3. Zayn/PARTYNEXTDOOR - Still Got Time
4. Rihanna - Love on the Brain
5. Julia Michaels - Issues

Question of the Week (QOTW): Do you think that All Night by Chance the Rapper featuring Knox Fortune will re-enter this chart? For me, I personally don't know. I mean, it would be nice to have this song back on this chart, but based on airplay right now, I don't think so. At least not anytime soon.

Songs That Debuted This Week One Year Ago + Review On Greatest Gainer

-Just a side note here, there was only one debut last week and the greatest gainer is different though, which makes two songs to review. So my reviews will hopefully be longer.

Greatest Gainer: Drake/WizKid/Kyla - One Dance
Okay, just because of Drake, this song is really bad. I hate the rapping in this song, and the fact that every single video posted on YouTube does not contain the full song is really driving me nuts. First off, the lyrics don't make any sense whatsoever, and the "I need a one dance" is really bad. The pre-chorus is annoying. And don't even get me started into the parts of WizKid and Kyla. Basically, the song is trash. (1/10)

Hot Shot Debut: Twenty One Pilots - Ride
I like most collaborations with Twenty One Pilots. I like this song. The pre-chorus is really amazing. The verses and really good. And this song is one of the songs these days that actually has meaning to it. I will definitely take this song and Stressed Out over Heathens. The vocals and lyrics are really good as well. This song is definitely enjoyable, and I can see why many people like this song. I'm glad that this song got a chance to hit #1 just like Stressed Out, and I'm also glad that Heathens failed to hit #1 on this chart. (9.5/10)



-Thanks for reading, everybody, and enjoy your week!