5/23/17

The Chainsmokers + Coldplay (2) - Week of June 3, 2017

I didn't expect Malibu to become this big of a hit, as it just hit #10 on the Hot 100 this week. Too bad it blocked off Say You Won't Let Go from that spot. And of course Hollow Man is going to be pissed about Issues still being at #14. I highly doubt that song will hit the top 10 on the Hot 100 at this point. I however, am fine with that. And Miles won't be happy about Malibu hitting the top 10 either. And the biggest drop and the biggest jump are way beyond unacceptable. But enough of that. Let's get to our exits this week:
  • Axwell/Ingrosso/Kid Ink - I Love You (#34)
  • Zayn/PARTYNEXTDOOR - Still Got Time (#35)
  • Katy Perry/Migos - Bon Appetit (#38)
  • Marian Hill - Down (#39)
Last Week's #1 Song: The Chainsmokers/Coldplay - Something Just Like This
The Chart
40. Flo Rida/99 Percent - Cake (#30)
39. Play-N-Skullz/Featured Artists - Si Una Vez (#40)
38. Post Malone/Quavo - Congratulations (DEBUT)
37. Hey Violet - Break My Heart (DEBUT)
36. Kendrick Lamar - HUMBLE. (DEBUT)
35. Machine Gun Kelly/Hailee Steinfeld - At My Best (#21)
34. Sam Hunt - Body Like A Back Road (#36)
33. Cheat Codes/Demi Lovato - No Promises (#33)
32. Rag'n'BoneMan - Human (#32)
31. Selena Gomez - Bad Liar (DEBUT)
30. AJR - Weak (#29)
29. Train - Play That Song (#27)
28. DNCE/Nicki Minaj - Kissing Strangers (#28)
27. Miley Cyrus - Malibu (#37)
26. Niall Horan - Slow Hands (#31)
25. Kyle/Lil Yatchy - iSpy (#19)
24. Charlie Puth - Attention (#26)
23. Imagine Dragons - Believer (#25)
22. Jason Derulo/Nicki Minaj/Ty Dolla $ign - Swalla (#24)
21. Martin Garrix/Dua Lipa - Scared to be Lonely (#22)
20. Lady Gaga - The Cure (#23)
19. Maroon 5/Future - Cold (#10)
18. Shawn Mendes - There's Nothing Holdin' Me Back (#18)
17. Linkin Park/Kiiara - Heavy (#16)
16. The Chainsmokers - Paris (#11)
15. Drake - Passionfruit (#17)
14. Luis Fonsi/Justin Bieber/Daddy Yankee - Despacito (#20)
13. Clean Bandit/Sean Paul/Anne Marie - Rockabye (#8)
12. Harry Styles - Sign of the Times (#15)
11. Halsey - Now or Never (#14)
10. Ed Sheeran - Castle on the Hill (#13)
9. Calvin Harris/Frank Ocean/Migos - Slide (#9)
8. DJ Khaled/Justin Bieber/Quavo/Chance the Rapper/Lil Wayne - I'm the One (#12)
7. Julia Michaels - Issues (#7)
6. James Arthur - Say You Won't Let Go (#6)
5. Ed Sheeran - Shape of You (#5) [9 Weeks at #1]
4. Zedd/Alessia Cara - Stay (#4)
3. Kygo/Selena Gomez - It Ain't Me (#3)
2. Bruno Mars - That's What I Like (#2) [3 Weeks at #1]
1. The Chainsmokers/Coldplay - Something Just Like This (#1) [2nd Week at #1]

Biggest Drop of the Week: Machine Gun Kelly/Hailee Steinfeld - At My Best (-14)

Biggest Jump of the Week: Miley Cyrus - Malibu (+10)

Hot Shot Debut: Selena Gomez - Bad Liar (#31)

Greatest Gainer: Luis Fonsi/Justin Bieber/Daddy Yankee - Despacito (#14)

Top 5 This Week One Year Ago
5. The Chainsmokers/Daya - Don't Let Me Down
4. Zayn - Pillowtalk
3. Lukas Graham - 7 Years
2. Mike Posner/SeeB - I Took A Pill In Ibiza!
1. Fifth Harmony/Ty Dolla $ign - Work From Home

New Entrants

-So we have a fucking bad song called Congratulations. I need to fucking throw shit over Post Malone for being really terrible in the song. At least Quavo is decent like he is with I'm the One. But seriously, did we really a song like this to become a hit? Seriously, this is one of the worst songs of the year so far. Secondly, did this song really need to impact radio so quickly? I know that it's dropping on the Billboard and all that, but do we really need a fucking rapper taking over a pop chart? Hopefully the song flops, because I'm fucking done with this.

-Oh great, we have more Hey Violet. I was not a big fan of Guys My Age. The music in this song is much worse. The lyrics are worse than the ones in Guys My Age. This doesn't look like the song that would become a huge it, and hopefully it won't. I hate the chorus in this song. Everything about the song is terrible. This is basically a re-creation of Guys My Age, but worse.

-This is the Kendrick Lamar that we need, one not from that atrocious Taylor Swift song Bad Blood, one performing in The Greatest, or that god awful Don't Wanna Know.The vocals are amazing for a rap/hip-hop song, and not one atrocious like the one in Panda. The production is really good. The lyrics are actually better than the ones in songs such as Look At Me! (which is basically the worst song of this year). These are the things that Kendrick Lamar does that most other rappers don't.

-And our hot shot debut pretty much has to come from the trashy Selena Gomez with Bad Liar. I can definitely see this song being as big as a hit as It Ain't Me is right now. I hated Selena Gomez's songs in 2016, but this song she is becoming much worse. This song and It Ain't Me pretty much proves my point, and both are one of the worst songs on the chart. I hate the production on this song. The verses are annoying, and the chorus is horrific. Does this get worse? Yes, it does. The lyrics are completely dumb. I can't understand why we need Selena Gomez in the music industry and making music that is really trashy. This is basically the second worst debut of the week, and you all know which one of the other three entrants is worse.

Bad Blurbs

-I Love You and Still Got Time will definitely not be missed, and basically just being space fillers. None of those two songs will be missed. Too bad Bon Appetit was only a one-week wonder on the chart, but it's flopping everywhere else, so I highly doubt the song will re-enter. And Hollow Man will be sad seeing Down leave, but it was eventually destined to go.

-Cake will most likely be gone next week, and hopefully it does.

-Si Una Vez is probably not going to last after this week and leave next week. If so, it matches the tenure of So Good. I don't have an opinion on this song, so before my opinion on the song is bad, hopefully the song will leave.

-I am actually not pleased to see At My Best drop fourteen spots this week. It's flopping everywhere else, so it was eventually destined to drop on this chart. Too bad the song couldn't go with a single week in the top 20 on this chart.

-Nice to see Body Like A Back Road make a jump on this chart, and take that haters.

-I'm not pleased with Play That Song dropping, and I was certain that Kissing Strangers was going to jump, but I guess that's not the case.

-Of course that atrocious piece of trash that debuted last week had to jump 10 spots. I can tell that the song is going to be a hit, because I already mentioned where it was on the Hot 100 this week. I don't see a departure from this song anytime soon.

-Slow Hands and Attention jumping were not surprising, but finally iSpy is going down.

-Thanks a lot, The Cure, for blocking off Scared to be Lonely from hitting the top 20. In that case, I probably should've put the song in dark red.

-Despacito jumping isn't that surprising, but it is the airplay gainer.

-Now or Never and Castle on the Hill jumping is fine with me, but Sign of the Times jumping isn't fine with me.

-I have officially grown into I'm the One and Issues. But they won't go into green, unfortunately, because I still think the production is bad.

-Stay is officially old. I hate hearing the song, especially with the annoying clocks in the background.

-Yuck! Out of the three songs in the top, two of them are in dark red.

-Thank you again, for that #1 song though.

-Wow. Not many people actually voted on my poll. It Ain't Me had 1 vote and Something Just Like This had 2 votes. Nothing much to say beyond that.

Top 20 Review

-1 - Worst Song
None!

0 - Garbage
20. Kygo/Selena Gomez - It Ain't Me
19. Bruno Mars - That's What I Like
18. Lady Gaga - The Cure
17. Maroon 5/Future - Cold
16. Harry Styles - Sign of the Times
15. Clean Bandit/Sean Paul/Anne Marie - Rockabye
14. Calvin Harris/Frank Ocean/Migos - Slide

1 - Bad
None!

2 - Mediocre
13. Julia Michaels - Issues
12. Ed Sheeran - Shape of You
11. Zedd/Alessia Cara - Stay
10. DJ Khaled/Justin Bieber/Quavo/Chance the Rapper/Lil Wayne - I'm the One
9. Luis Fonsi/Daddy Yankee/Justin Bieber - Despacito
8. Linkin Park/Kiiara - Heavy

3 - Decent
None!

4 - Good
7. The Chainsmokers - Paris

5 - Great
6. Halsey - Now or Never 5. Drake - Passionfruit 4. James Arthur - Say You Won't Let Go 3. Shawn Mendes - There's Nothing Holdin' Me Back 2. Ed Sheeran - Castle on the Hill
6 - Best Song 1. The Chainsmokers/Coldplay - Something Just Like This

Total Score: 47/100 (Bad)


Most Missed Pick: Ed Sheeran - Sing

Throwback Pick: Ace of Base - The Sign (1994)

#1 Recomendation for This Chart: Noah Cyrus - Stay Together

My Top 5 Picks
1. The Chainsmokers/Coldplay - Something Just Like This
2. Kendrick Lamar - HUMBLE.
3. Martin Garrix/Dua Lipa - Scared to be Lonely
4. Sam Hunt - Body Like A Back Road
5. Machine Gun Kelly/Hailee Steinfeld - At My Best

My Bottom 5 Picks
1. Miley Cyrus - Malibu
2. Post Malone/Quavo - Congratulations
3. Kygo/Selena Gomez - It Ain't Me
4. Selena Gomez - Bad Liar
5. Bruno Mars - That's What I Like

Songs That Debuted This Week One Year Ago + Review On Greatest Gainer

Greatest Gainer: Justin Timberlake - Can't Stop the Feeling
Already reviewed. (10/10)

Hot Shot Debut: Meghan Trainor - Me Too
Basically the Wiggle of 2016. I despise this song. (0.5/10)

Other Debut: Kent Jones - Don't Mind
I really like this song. Not as good as Can't Stop the Feeling, but the mix of languages really catches my attention. (9.5/10)

Other Debut: Timeflies - Once In A While
I'm not that familiar with this song, nor do I want to become familiar with this song. Enough said. (4/10)

-Thanks for reading, everybody!

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    1. You're welcome! Sorry for the confusion in the numbers, but after my server crashed, I was too lazy to type everything in again.

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