Blog Intro Special: Alessia Cara (1) - Week of February 4, 2017

This week is a legend. A legend, to be exact. Guess what the legend is. (It's not really a legend, but should be recognized regardless). So first off, this week was probably a little bit better, but not that much. I did introduce two more colors, which were purple and orange, and you all probably know what those colors stand for. I didn't have brown until I started blogging. So now I'll tell you what the "legend" is. Scars to Your Beautiful by Alessia Cara is now fourth place for the longest climb to number one on the pop songs charts on its 24th week. Tied for second is Forget You by CeeLo Green and Give Your Heart A Break by Demi Lovato with reaching #1 on its 25th week. And in first place (the sole first place) is Here by Alessia Cara, reaching #1 on the pop charts on its 26th week. But whatever. I bet half of my readers don't even care about records on the pop charts in the first place, just records in the hot 100. Anyways, here's our exit that we're finally bidding good day to.

• Nick Fradini - All On You (#40)

Last Week's #1 Song: Maroon 5/Kendrick Lamar - Don't Wanna Know
The Chart
40. G-Eazy/Marc E. Bassy - Some Kind of Drug (#39)
39. Bruno Mars - That's What I Like (debut)
38. Dua Lipa - Blow Your Mind (Mwah) (#27)
37. DJ Khaled/Nicki Minaj/Chris Brown/August Alsina/Jeremih/Future/Rick Ross - Do You Mind (#36)
36. Kaleo - Way Down We Go (#37)
35. Calum Scott - Dancing On My Own (#38)
34. Martin Garrix/Bebe Rexha - In the Name of Love (#26)
33. Britney Spears/Tinashe - Slumber Party (#32)
32. Lady Gaga - Million Reasons (#33)
31. Daya - Words (#35)
30. Amine - Caroline (#31)
29. Fitz/The Tantrums - HandClap (#30)
28. Flume/Tove Lo - Say It (#29)
27. Noah Cyrus/Labrinth - Make Me (Cry) (#34)
26. Lukas Graham - You're Not There (#28)
25. Sia/Kendrick Lamar - The Greatest (#21)
24. Clean Bandit/Sean Paul/Anne Marie - Rockabye (#25)
23. Hey Violet - Guys My Age (#23)
22. Bebe Rexha - I Got You (#22)
21. John Legend - Love Me Now (#19)
20. Drake - Fake Love (#20)
19. The Chainsmokers - Paris (#24)
18. Adele - Water Under the Bridge (#18)
17. Jon Bellion - All Time Low (#15)
16. Rae Sremmurd/Gucci Mane - Black Beatles (#13)
15. Niall Horan - This Town (#14)
14. Shawn Mendes - Mercy (#16)
13. Bruno Mars - 24K Magic (#10)
12. DJ Snake/Justin Bieber - Let Me Love You (#8)
11. Ed Sheeran - Shape of You (#17)
10. The Weeknd/Daft Punk - Starboy (#7)
9. The Weeknd/Daft Punk - I Feel It Coming (#12)
8. Rihanna - Love on the Brain (#11)
7. Zayn Malik/Taylor Swift - I Don't Wanna Live Forever (#9)
6. The Chainsmokers/Halsey - Closer (#5)
5. Hailee Steinfeld/Grey/Zedd - Starving (#6)
4. Ariana Grande/Nicki Minaj - Side to Side (#3)
3. Machine Gun Kelly/Camilla Cabello - Bad Things (#4)
2. Maroon 5/Kendrick Lamar - Don't Wanna Know (#1)
1. Alessia Cara - Scars to Your Beautiful (#2)

#1 Song This Week One Year Ago: Alessia Cara - Here (Coincidence?)

Hot Shot Debut: Bruno Mars - That's What I Like

Greatest Gainer: The Chainsmokers - Paris

New Entrants

-Our lone entrant this week has to come from the trashy Bruno Mars with That's What I Like. Honestly, 24K Magic was basically a pot-hole of a mess, but this song is exactly three times worse. I mean, Bruno Mars back then was much better when he made songs such as Uptown Funk, but honestly this song, Versace on the Floor, and 24K Magic are complete atrocious. I hate the repetitive "lucky for you, that's what i like" and the music is horrifying. The verses are terrible, and the way Bruno Mars sings them makes it even worse. Can we please stop it, Bruno Mars? Your music is getting nowhere. I also find the production of the song to be really lazy, as well. This is basically a recreation of the worst parts of 24K Magic combined with Versace on the Floor. Despite my rant for this song, though, it's not the worst on the countdown, but if it becomes as big as a hit as 24K Magic (which I shouldn't be surprised if it didn't), or even an even bigger hit than 24K Magic (which probably won't happen, but still could), then this song can go in pink. But for now, I'm definitely not enjoying this song, and it doesn't look like I will ever enjoy this song in the future if it becomes a hit.

Top 20 Review

-1- Worst Song

None!

0 - Garbage

20. Bruno Mars - 24K Magic

19. Drake - Fake Love

18. Rihanna - Love on the Brain

17. Hailee Steinfeld/Grey/Zedd - Starving

16. Rae Sremmurd/Gucci Mane - Black Beatles

15. Adele - Water Under the Bridge
14. Ed Sheeran - Shape of You
13. Jon Bellion - All Time Low
12. Niall Horan - This Town

1 - Bad

12. DJ Snake/Justin Bieber - Let Me Love You

11. Zayn Malik/Taylor Swift - I Don't Wanna Live Forever

10. Maroon 5/Kendrick Lamar - Don't Wanna Know

2 - Mediocre

None!

3 - Decent

None!

4 - Good

7. Shawn Mendes - Mercy

6. Alessia Cara - Scars to Your Beautiful

5. Machine Gun Kelly/Camilla Cabello - Bad Things

4. The Weeknd/Daft Punk - I Feel It Coming

5 - Great

3. Ariana Grande/Nicki Minaj - Side to Side

2. The Weeknd/Daft Punk - Starboy

1. The Chainsmokers/Halsey - Closer

6 - Best Song

1. The Chainsmokers - Paris

Total Score: 40/100 (Awful)

My Top 5 Picks

1. The Chainsmokers - Paris

2. Martin Garrix/Bebe Rexha - In the Name of Love
3. Noah Cyrus/Labrinth - Make Me (Cry)
4. The Chainsmokers/Halsey - Closer
5. Ariana Grande/Nicki Minaj - Side to Side

My Bottom 5 Picks
1. Bebe Rexha - I Got You
2. Kaleo - Way Down We Go
3. Drake - Fake Love
4. Bruno Mars - That's What I Like
5. Britney Spears/Tinashe - Slumber Party

-Thanks for reading, everybody!